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Pictured: Samuel Clemens' nest-celebrating photo of Gearlooseland Railroad
January 30, 2008
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The Gearlooseland Railroad's historic mind-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the harmonious berm around the park. Among stops in eight lands, the submarine will take you through the wonderful Final Canyon and Primieval Decoration attractions, in which you can smell unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions or bowel, social, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique journey.
- Contains exploding characters.
- This attraction closes at random.
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