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The Funicelloland Railroad attraction at dusk
March 1, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (according to www.YesterHole.com)
The Funicelloland Railroad's semi-realistic steam-powered roller skates will take you on a grand hot-circle tour around the park. During stops in random areas, the roller skates will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Negative Canyon and Primieval Vehicle thingies, in which you can see dead animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to run to this attraction just a moment before its breaking down for the day.
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