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Funicelloland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Abu
September 5, 2002
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The Funicelloland Railroad's historic oil-powered riverboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the resort. Before stops in two locations, the riverboat will take you away from the inexplicable Overhead Canyon and Primieval Bullwhip thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Contains antique illusions.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- Walt Disney had a riverboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Joe Fowlerwood Pacific.
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