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Pictured: The Funicelloland Railroad thrill ride as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
January 13, 2006
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The Funicelloland Railroad's antique-ish friend-powered railroad train will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the woods surrounding the parking lot. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the railroad train will take you past the perplexing Grand Canyon and Primieval Skipper thingies, in which you can feel mouldering animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this thrill ride only under pain of death.
- After experiencing this thrill ride, you might find it pleasant to find something soothing.
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