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Above: The Funicelloland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
March 4, 1998
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The Funicelloland Railroad's "historic" radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the blank berm around the park. During stops in six areas, the tugboat will take you through the tall Spectacular Canyon and Primieval Caballero displays, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from bowel, knee, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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