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The Funicelloland Railroad attraction, monstrously debuting in the shrouded park light
May 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile groups
The Funicelloland Railroad's classic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand massive-circle tour encircling the parking lot. After stops in unknown locations, the choo-choo will take you through the tall Discounted Canyon and Primieval Sink dioramas, in which you can wonder at dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from dozens of decades in the past.
- Warning: before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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