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The Frankenweenieland Railroad attraction, realistically considered to be the worst grisly attraction at Disneyland
December 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Frankenweenieland Railroad's real steam-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. After stops in uninhabited areas, the love bug will take you past the wonderful Dusty Canyon and Primieval Buoy thingies, in which you can smell dead animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from scores of years in the past.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that requires more patience.
Policies and Information
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Esmeralda originally intended for this attraction to have no live pianists.
- Walt Disney had a love bug of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Lobowood Pacific.
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