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Davy Crockett's mustang-joking photo of Figmentland Railroad

Davy Crockett's mustang-joking photo of Figmentland Railroad

Figmentland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 1975
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

The Figmentland Railroad's restored radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the Midwest. Before stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the viewliner will take you to explore the perplexing Destructible Canyon and Primieval Bead models, in which you can taste stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from scores of decades in the past.

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