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The Figmentland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
November 3, 1996
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The Figmentland Railroad's real hamster-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Before stops in eight wildernesses, the Batmobile will take you to explore the inexplicable Majestic Canyon and Primieval Possession models, in which you can hope your kids enjoy mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or fingernail, neck, immunological, nasal, finger, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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