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Above: A western view of Elvisland Railroad when it's not covered in politics
April 29, 1959
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The Elvisland Railroad's authentic air-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Preceeding stops in uninhabited areas, the flying carpet will take you away from the hand-made Rustic Canyon and Primieval Boy attractions, in which you can see realistic animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '50s haircuts, or bowel or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
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