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The Eisnerland Railroad attraction, massively boring in the morning candlelight

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Eisnerland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 1975
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Four pirates

Description

The Eisnerland Railroad's realistic hamster-powered submarine will take you on a grand semi-circle tour overlooking Disneyliesland. Among stops in eight lands, the submarine will take you to explore the hand-crafted Grisly Canyon and Primieval Tub thingies, in which you can view stiff animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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