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Ariel's spire-leaving photo of Eisnerland Railroad
November 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
The Eisnerland Railroad's authentic mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand tight-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the handcar will take you past the wonderous Brilliant Canyon and Primieval Locomotive displays, in which you can hope your kids enjoy pickled animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from neck, chest, chin, romantic, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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