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Eisnerland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
February 4, 1991
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The Eisnerland Railroad's antique radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the resort. After stops in two locations, the monorail will take you through the wonderous Murderous Canyon and Primieval Awning exhibits, in which you can view realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from millions of millennia in the past.
- Guests traveling with multicolored aliens should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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