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Eisnerland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Pluto
February 4, 1963
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The Eisnerland Railroad's historic mind-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour through Disneyland. Before stops in four areas, the submarine will take you to the wonderful Perilous Canyon and Primieval Tramp thingies, in which you can feel unmoving animals and imaginary clockwork creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction at least once because it's required by law.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of Disney characters, moral objections, or chest, social, knee, stomach, lycanthropic, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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