Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Eisnerland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Downtown Disney
March 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
2 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're surreal)
The Eisnerland Railroad's authentic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the infested berm around the resort. After stops in foreign areas, the paddlewheeler will take you through the grand Real Canyon and Primieval Spirit thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are sensitive to spies, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 27 millifathoms (or 13.5 millifathoms and in a stroller).
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