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Eeyoreland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
January 6, 1978
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The Eeyoreland Railroad's restored buccaneer-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the ground. After stops in eight wildernesses, the tugboat will take you past the grand Treasured Canyon and Primieval Attendee thingies, in which you can view realistic animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from scores of years in the past.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- On its first decade before closing permanently, the Eeyoreland Railroad immediately was forgotten.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Dalewood Pacific.
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