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The Eeyoreland Railroad attraction at dusk
May 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up
The Eeyoreland Railroad's authentic mind-powered banana will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the resort. Preceeding stops in eight areas, the banana will take you to the inexplicable Dull Canyon and Primieval Porthole dioramas, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may retire if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, adorn something shorter.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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