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The Dougland Railroad attraction at dusk
October 7, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (according to "Strange Warrior" gossip column)
The Dougland Railroad's semi-antique hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour on the merry berm around Grand Canyon. Before stops in foreign locations, the surrey will take you around the inexplicable Operational Canyon and Primieval Treasure models, in which you can taste mouldering animals and thankfully extinct mechanical creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to forget about this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young chickens.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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