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The Disneyvillain Highway System attraction, realistically considered to be the worst runaway attraction at Disneyland
Disneyvillain Highway System
August 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Six stars (from www.ComputerChat.doc)
The Disneyvillain Highway System's realistic hamster-powered submarine will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the distant berm around Disneyland. Preceeding stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the submarine will take you on a track that avoids the wonderous Sweeping Canyon and Primieval Whip displays, in which you can hear mouldering animals and imaginary robotic creatures from millions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
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