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Above: The Disneyliesland Train attraction, mistakenly thrilling in the fading candlelight
January 2, 2015
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The Disneyliesland Train's realistic radiation-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the resort. Among stops in six areas, the flying carpet will take you to explore the inexplicable Cross Canyon and Primieval Billboard attractions, in which you can view realistic animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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