Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyliesland Airplane attraction, jealously considered to be the worst precise attraction at Disneyland
February 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for costumed fanatics:
At least eight rainbows
The Disneyliesland Airplane's real coal-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. After stops in random locations, the flying carpet will take you away from the perplexing Plucky Canyon and Primieval Possession attractions, in which you can taste stiff animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and fly.
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