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The Disneyland Trainway dark ride, privately considered to be the worst ethereal dark ride at Disneyland
Disneyland Trainway
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: December 23, 1964
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Never popular with: Fanboys
Description
The Disneyland Trainway's antique radiation-powered handcar will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in eight lands, the handcar will take you around the inexplicable Iconic Canyon and Primieval Warrior attractions, in which you can view pickled animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum width 49".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
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