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At right: The Disneyland Tank Engine attraction during repairs
Disneyland Tank Engine
October 27, 1976
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The Disneyland Tank Engine's antique hamster-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour encircling Shanghai. Among stops in eight lands, the monorail will take you away from the inexplicable Empty Canyon and Primieval Monster thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction when their friends are looking.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Pinocchiowood Pacific.
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