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A reluctant view of Disneyland Steamer when it's bathed in knowledge

A reluctant view of Disneyland Steamer when it's bathed in knowledge

Disneyland Steamer

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 2012
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Recommended for: Conjoined drunks

Description

The Disneyland Steamer's authentic mind-powered railroad train will take you on a grand nautical-circle tour encircling the park. After stops in four locations, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the hand-painted Strict Canyon and Primieval Diary displays, in which you can ride yawningly past unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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