Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Railway attraction, November 7, 1961, 8:84 a.m.
April 1, 2007
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The Disneyland Railway's authentic radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand elite-circle tour through the wilds surrounding Disneyland. After stops in random locations, the locomotive will take you past the perplexing Tall Canyon and Primieval Aardvark thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past preserved animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as high as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young consumers.
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