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The Disneyland Railway attraction, sleepily considered to be the only gentle attraction at Disneyland
January 7, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter tikis
The Disneyland Railway's historic steam-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand global-circle tour about the parking lot. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the paddlewheeler will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Freaky Canyon and Primieval Mouth displays, in which you can ride yawningly past preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
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