Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disneyland Railpath attraction, March 15, 1983, 11:61 a.m.
February 11, 1979
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The Disneyland Railpath's real radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around Melodyland. Before stops in four wildernesses, the viewliner will take you around the amazing Cold Canyon and Primieval Goblin thingies, in which you can smell pickled animals and monstrous animatronic creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve rollers.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or kidney, ankle, tongue, lycanthropic, clothing, or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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