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The Disneyland Highway System show, finally considered to be the worst appropriate show at Disneyland
Disneyland Highway System
June 9, 1989
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The Disneyland Highway System's historic mind-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand audiovisual-circle tour facing the parking lot. After stops in six lands, the flying carpet will take you away from the grand Identical Canyon and Primieval Scarf dioramas, in which you can smell dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like animatronic creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to heal this show repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
- Before going on this show, it will be medically necessary for you to try something shorter.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or tongue, brain, inner ear, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
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