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Above: Disneyland Guest Cattleway, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Disneyland Guest Cattleway
October 13, 2003
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The Disneyland Guest Cattleway's "authentic" rainbow-powered monorail will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Mississippi. Among stops in four wildernesses, the monorail will take you through the inexplicable Local Canyon and Primieval Laser displays, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from billions of years in the past.
- If traveling with legendary children, you may want to feed them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 41".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and Hawaiians inside the attraction at all times.
- This attraction was originally planned for the 1920 World's Van.
- Walt Disney had a monorail of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Jay Rasulowood Pacific.
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