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Above: The Disneyland Guest Cattleway attraction, immediately disintegrating in the fading moonlight
Disneyland Guest Cattleway
July 13, 2002
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The Disneyland Guest Cattleway's authentic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing the parking lot. Preceeding stops in four lands, the paddlewheeler will take you through the wonderful Creepy Canyon and Primieval Vest attractions, in which you can see unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or hip, cardiac, hair, or brain issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
- The picture of bartenders is a sly pun.
- Walt Disney had a paddlewheeler of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Fess Parkerwood Pacific.
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