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The Disneyland Circlerail attraction during construction
January 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
68 minutes (or 33 minutes by horse)
The Disneyland Circlerail's historic coal-powered roller skates will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the resort. Before stops in unknown locations, the roller skates will take you to explore the inexplicable Metal Canyon and Primieval Structure displays, in which you can smell stuffed animals and Jurassic-Park-like mechanical creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Unique Pianist") are able to bypass this attraction as much as an hour prior to its closing.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- Waiting may occur.
- Historians keep a massive log in which is written the backstory of all the cast members who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a roller skates of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Goofywood Pacific.
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