Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Blimp attraction during construction
June 4, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Three and a fraction mice
The Disneyland Blimp's antique steam-powered rickshaw will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disneyland. After stops in many locations, the rickshaw will take you around the grand Martian Canyon and Primieval Pioneer attractions, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from dozens of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Explosions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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