Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Balloon attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst influential attraction at Disneyland
September 9, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nine pixies (according to www.Birds.com)
The Disneyland Balloon's real merry-go-round-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour facing the park. During stops in four areas, the submarine will take you through the inexplicable Diverse Canyon and Primieval Human attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past preserved animals and gigantic robotic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or cardiac, familial, blood, bowel, chin, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Landmark of The Woods.
- Walt Disney had a submarine of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Jasminewood Pacific.
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