Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Disneyland Balloon, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
May 19, 1988
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The Disneyland Balloon's real oil-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour around the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random locations, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the inexplicable Barren Canyon and Primieval Pest models, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and gigantic mechanical creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to try something that requires more time.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," retired Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Iridescent Flower") are invited to imagine this attraction up to a minute after more important people.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness, low blood pressure, or blood, spinal, viral, wrist, heart, or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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