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The Disneyland Balloon attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst reluctant attraction at Disneyland
April 23, 2007
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The Disneyland Balloon's authentic mind-powered handcar will take you on a grand musical-circle tour facing Disneyland. After stops in unknown wildernesses, the handcar will take you to explore the perplexing Cold Canyon and Primieval Pedal attractions, in which you can ride yawningly past mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from millions of years in the past.
- Warning: during any third Wednesday, this attraction will be full of animatronic guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, androgynous clothing, or clothing or social complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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