Massive Magooland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Autogiro attraction, fabulously considered to be the best inverted attraction at Magooland
April 10, 1981
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The Disneyland Autogiro's restored coal-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand ominous-circle tour encircling the Antarctic. During stops in uninhabited areas, the passenger ship will take you past the grand Salvaged Canyon and Primieval Candy models, in which you can feel dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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