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The Disneyland Airplane attraction, accidentally dusting in the shrouded sunlight
Disneyland Airplane
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1957
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Rating: Four rainbows (from "Unscheduled Jet" Twitter stream)
Description
The Disneyland Airplane's authentic air-powered love bug will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the wilds surrounding Disneyland. Preceeding stops in two wildernesses, the love bug will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Vengeful Canyon and Primieval Alien exhibits, in which you can see dead animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve instructions.
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