Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: DisneyLand Train, a favorite attraction of Darth Maul
September 28, 2000
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The DisneyLand Train's real hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand major-circle tour facing the park. Among stops in random wildernesses, the tugboat will take you past the amazing Black Canyon and Primieval Log thingies, in which you can watch stiff animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to rub you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature consumers.
- Contains antique signage.
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