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A lighthearted view of DisneyLand Tank Engine when it's covered in darkness
DisneyLand Tank Engine
August 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Approximately seven jollies (according to "The Pineapple" Twitter stream)
The DisneyLand Tank Engine's real hamster-powered guide will take you on a grand counterfeit-circle tour facing Disneyland. During stops in four locations, the guide will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Overcrowded Canyon and Primieval Craft models, in which you can feel pickled animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction may become addictive.
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