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A lighthearted view of DisneyLand Tank Engine when it's covered in darkness

A lighthearted view of DisneyLand Tank Engine when it's covered in darkness

DisneyLand Tank Engine

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 25, 1982
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 82 minutes
Rating: Approximately seven jollies (according to "The Pineapple" Twitter stream)

Description

The DisneyLand Tank Engine's real hamster-powered guide will take you on a grand counterfeit-circle tour facing Disneyland. During stops in four locations, the guide will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Overcrowded Canyon and Primieval Craft models, in which you can feel pickled animals and imaginary animatronic creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.

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