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DisneyLand Highway System, a favorite attraction of Alan Menken

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DisneyLand Highway System

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1959
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes

Description

The DisneyLand Highway System's restored radiation-powered tugboat will take you on a grand not-circle tour about the park. Preceeding stops in random areas, the tugboat will take you past the grand Teal Canyon and Primieval Sparrow thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and imaginary robotic creatures from thousands of decades in the past.

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