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A cursed view of DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport when it's covered in children

Above: A cursed view of DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport when it's covered in children

DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1973
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Rating: Six fairies

Description

The DisneyLand Bulk Guest Transport's authentic mind-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disney Land. Among stops in unknown lands, the locomotive will take you through the wonderous Inductive Canyon and Primieval Vulture attractions, in which you can view preserved animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.

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