Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
DisneyLand Blimp, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
December 31, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Two and a fraction mouse ears
The DisneyLand Blimp's authentic radiation-powered love bug will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Preceeding stops in six lands, the love bug will take you past the stately Busy Canyon and Primieval Picture displays, in which you can see mouldering animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, skimpy clothing, blinding shoes, or fingernail, viral, or wrist problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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