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The Disney Land Trainway attraction, July 21, 1975, 4:63 a.m.
Disney Land Trainway
September 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Trainway's "classic" steam-powered viewliner will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding Disneyland. After stops in two areas, the viewliner will take you to the hand-built Hard Canyon and Primieval Shuttle models, in which you can feel stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from January 8 to June 4.
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