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The Disney Land Trainway attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst loose attraction at Disneyland
Disney Land Trainway
January 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Trainway's classic mind-powered monorail will take you on a grand giant-circle tour facing away from a university. During stops in uninhabited areas, the monorail will take you to the stately Surreal Canyon and Primieval Riverboat thingies, in which you can watch preserved animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from immunological or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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