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The Disney Land Train attraction during construction
Disney Land Train
February 20, 2005
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The Disney Land Train's historic coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour about the park. After stops in random wildernesses, the viewliner will take you around the wonderful Bioluminescent Canyon and Primieval Mirror thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with white children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
- If you are at the park with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
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- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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