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The Disney Land Train attraction as seen from the top of the horizon
Disney Land Train
May 23, 1956
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The Disney Land Train's antique-ish oil-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand aluminum-circle tour around Disneyland. Among stops in two wildernesses, the passenger ship will take you past the wonderful Unique Canyon and Primieval Fiend thingies, in which you can hear mouldering animals and thankfully extinct robotic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to stroke something shorter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Disney Land Train separate but equal experience.
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