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The Disney Land Steamer attraction, violently galloping in the morning moonlight
Disney Land Steamer
May 23, 1970
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The Disney Land Steamer's restored steam-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand reanimated-circle tour around the parking lot. During stops in random locations, the passenger ship will take you around the tall Meat Canyon and Primieval Box exhibits, in which you can hear stuffed animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from billions of millennia in the past.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Contains strobe-light effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions (in that order) within the entangling vines at most times.
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