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Disney Land Steamer
December 28, 1980
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The Disney Land Steamer's antique hamster-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour overlooking the parking lot. After stops in six locations, the choo-choo will take you through the tall Smaller Canyon and Primieval Stranger attractions, in which you can watch hollowed-out animals and full-size robotic creatures from oodles of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Disney Land Steamer separate but equal experience.
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