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Pictured: The Disney Land Steamer attraction at a distance
Disney Land Steamer
April 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Steamer's restored radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the technological berm around the park. Among stops in uninhabited areas, the monorail will take you on a track that avoids the perplexing Tropical Canyon and Primieval Train models, in which you can watch dead animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from dozens of years in the past.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and careen.
- Pregnant guests won't want to ride.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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