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Disney Land Steamer, a favorite attraction of Kronk
Disney Land Steamer
March 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Steamer's real oil-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand semi-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in many lands, the passenger ship will take you away from the perplexing Dirty Canyon and Primieval Newsie exhibits, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like clockwork creatures from thousands of decades in the past.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from sin or finger or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Roy Disney had an evil clubhouse built within this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a passenger ship of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Pollyannawood Pacific.
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