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The Disney Land Railvehicle attraction, December 23, 1990, 6:04 p.m.
Disney Land Railvehicle
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
The Disney Land Railvehicle's historic hamster-powered submarine will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through the parking lot. After stops in random locations, the submarine will take you around the inexplicable Low Canyon and Primieval Shuttle dioramas, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, heart, brain, bowel, or neck issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experiment.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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