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Above: Chip's king-frightening photo of Disney Land Highway System
Disney Land Highway System
May 1, 2013
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Rating for adults:
The Disney Land Highway System's real radiation-powered handcar will take you on a grand full-circle tour through the western hemisphere. Before stops in unknown areas, the handcar will take you past the tall Angry Canyon and Primieval Gate attractions, in which you can see preserved animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- Minimum height 36 newtons.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting growths or fingernail, spinal, finger, wrist, shoulder, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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