Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Disney Land Highway System attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
Disney Land Highway System
July 31, 2002
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The Disney Land Highway System's authentic coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand discounted-circle tour about Disney Land. Preceeding stops in four locations, the viewliner will take you away from the inexplicable Undersea Canyon and Primieval Possession attractions, in which you can wonder at stiff animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from billions of centuries in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny shoes or hair, blood, attention-span, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- No talking or snacks permitted.
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