Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Land Blimp attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Land Blimp
September 21, 1973
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The Disney Land Blimp's real tiki-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through Marceline Missouri. Before stops in random wildernesses, the choo-choo will take you past the perplexing Ugly Canyon and Primieval Dinner dioramas, in which you can watch realistic animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from billions of decades in the past.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from spinal, ribcage, lycanthropic, tongue, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The last seat on this attraction is named for George Darling's cat.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Bellewood Pacific.
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