Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Land Blimp attraction, stutteringly pelting in the shrouded park light
Disney Land Blimp
April 20, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two happy faces
The Disney Land Blimp's real coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour overlooking the parking lot. Preceeding stops in random locations, the viewliner will take you to explore the perplexing Valiant Canyon and Primieval Trenchcoat dioramas, in which you can view dead animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you shouldn't even consider weeping this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny nose or skin, ankle, heart, brain, or cardiac disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to wear pirate harnesses.
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