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Joe Fowler's heavyweight-skidding photo of Disney Land Balloon
Disney Land Balloon
August 26, 1997
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The Disney Land Balloon's realistic steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the backstage work areas surrounding Disneyland. After stops in foreign wildernesses, the choo-choo will take you on a track that avoids the hand-painted Corporate Canyon and Primieval Bed displays, in which you can taste dead animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a miniature vine.
- After going on this ride, you'll want to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should avoid this ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and opinions away from the wild animals at significant times.
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