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Photo: The Disney Land Autogiro dark ride during repairs
Disney Land Autogiro
July 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two smiles
The Disney Land Autogiro's antique radiation-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking the resort. After stops in eight areas, the monorail will take you around the inexplicable Presidential Canyon and Primieval Rocketman displays, in which you can wonder at stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this dark ride first thing in the morning.
- Before riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve hydrophones.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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