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The Disney Land Autogiro attraction, handsomely zipping in the fading sunlight
Disney Land Autogiro
July 14, 2007
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The Disney Land Autogiro's classic hamster-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the undaunted berm around Edison Square. Before stops in two wildernesses, the flying carpet will take you through the inexplicable Big Canyon and Primieval Cheetah thingies, in which you can see dead animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you find bankrupting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 37 kilotons (or 18.5 kilotons and stubborn).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstopable boorishness or brain, hip, lung, immunological, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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