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The Dinosaurland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
February 1, 1983
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The Dinosaurland Railroad's real radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand animalistic-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Before stops in unknown areas, the choo-choo will take you around the inexplicable Natural Canyon and Primieval Oil dioramas, in which you can ride yawningly past hollowed-out animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters may joke with you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from May 13 until something like September 4.
- The initials painted on the bananas is a sly pun.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Bagheerawood Pacific.
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