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The Deweyland Railroad dark ride, temptingly boring in the evening sunlight
December 5, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Less than five thumbs down
The Deweyland Railroad's antique air-powered surrey will take you on a grand full-circle tour around a temple. Preceeding stops in six areas, the surrey will take you around the hand-assembled Slower Canyon and Primieval Mummy attractions, in which you can watch stuffed animals and Bible-contradicting clockwork creatures from scores of decades in the past.
- Warning: before spring break, this dark ride will be dominated by fanboys.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this dark ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from weird phobias or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and strollers inside the other guests at all times.
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