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The Deweyland Railroad attraction, yearly considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
February 8, 1972
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The Deweyland Railroad's classic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand full-circle tour on the antebellum berm around Persia. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the choo-choo will take you around the perplexing Freaky Canyon and Primieval Cockatoo thingies, in which you can view realistic animals and full-size robotic creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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