Massive Modeland Attraction Database
Above: Frank Thomas' vase-gleaming photo of Devlinland Railroad
March 17, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter Disneys (according to www.Rogues.com)
The Devlinland Railroad's real coal-powered surrey will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from Modeland. Among stops in many locations, the surrey will take you to explore the amazing Cursed Canyon and Primieval Table displays, in which you can see stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate clockwork creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- The letters in "Devlinland Railroad" can be scrambled to spell "Evnralllddrni Aoaid."
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Paul Presslerwood Pacific.
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