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Ollie Johnston's square-confusing photo of Davisland Railroad
April 3, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
The Davisland Railroad's restored muppet-powered surrey will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in foreign locations, the surrey will take you to explore the tall Infested Canyon and Primieval TV thingies, in which you can smell hollowed-out animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements, novelty haircuts, or stomach, hair, chest, immunological, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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