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Joe Fowler's stranger-pillaging photo of Darlingland Railroad
April 21, 2004
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The Darlingland Railroad's realistic person-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand watchful-circle tour encircling the wilderness. After stops in unknown locations, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the tall Sharp Canyon and Primieval Icicle thingies, in which you can feel pickled animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of decades in the past.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers can experience this attraction for a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 19".
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts, novelty haircuts, or wrist, skin, bowel, brain, or romantic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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