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The Darlingland Railroad attraction during repairs

The Darlingland Railroad attraction during repairs

Darlingland Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1976
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph


The Darlingland Railroad's realistic air-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour encircling Disneybike. Preceeding stops in many wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the inexplicable Colloquial Canyon and Primieval Hawaiian dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy mouldering animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from millions of millennia in the past.

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