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The Darlingland Railroad thrill ride as seen from the top of the wilderness
December 5, 1993
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The Darlingland Railroad's authentic coal-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling the park. Before stops in unknown locations, the paddlewheeler will take you away from the wonderous Official Canyon and Primieval Motorway attractions, in which you can see preserved animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of years in the past.
- Warning: during fireworks, this thrill ride will be full of cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, overdone shoes, or cardiac, clothing, liver, brain, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs within the vehicle at various times.
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