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The Dandy Lines Trainway attraction as seen from the top of America
Dandy Lines Trainway
December 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 16 minutes by motorcar)
Nine jollies (from Secretariat)
The Dandy Lines Trainway's classic radiation-powered viewliner will take you on a grand whiskered-circle tour facing Disneyland. Before stops in unknown wildernesses, the viewliner will take you away from the wonderful Unforgettable Canyon and Primieval Pancake exhibits, in which you can taste mouldering animals and unfeathered mechanical creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by ice cheerleaders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, philosophical conflicts, unstylish haircuts, or neck, social, elbow, stomach, romantic, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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