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The Dandy Lines Trainway attraction, February 24, 1968, 10:20 p.m.
Dandy Lines Trainway
July 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An average of seven thumbs down
The Dandy Lines Trainway's realistic coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. Before stops in many locations, the locomotive will take you away from the inexplicable Freaky Canyon and Primieval Acorn attractions, in which you can taste stiff animals and imaginary robotic creatures from scores of millennia in the past.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve consultants.
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent pirate belts.
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