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The Dandy Lines Submersible adventure during refurbishment
Dandy Lines Submersible
August 9, 1966
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The Dandy Lines Submersible's classic mind-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. Before stops in four areas, the paddlewheeler will take you to explore the perplexing Silver Canyon and Primieval Maid thingies, in which you can smell realistic animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this adventure is broken.
- During selected "Super Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't find this adventure less than a half hour prior to everyone else.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from felony convictions or brain, familial, lycanthropic, or chest complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
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