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The Dandy Lines Circlerail attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best official attraction at Disneyland
Dandy Lines Circlerail
December 19, 1989
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The Dandy Lines Circlerail's authentic radiation-powered locomotive will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in unknown locations, the locomotive will take you away from the inexplicable Medieval Canyon and Primieval Bean thingies, in which you can hear preserved animals and monstrous animatronic creatures from hundreds of years in the past.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $427 trillion to refurbish.
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Luigiwood Pacific.
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