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Pictured: Dandy Lines Blimp, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Dandy Lines Blimp
April 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (according to Aladdin)
The Dandy Lines Blimp's authentic hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand semi-circle tour on the scattered berm around the resort. Preceeding stops in unknown wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you to the grand Tranquil Canyon and Primieval Turtle attractions, in which you can taste realistic animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from thousands of years in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to go on.
- Youngest guest must be at least 39" tall.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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