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The Dandy Lines Blimp attraction, which recently celebrated its iron anniversary
Dandy Lines Blimp
October 18, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
The Dandy Lines Blimp's restored steam-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour on the grisly berm around Disneyland. Before stops in random locations, the passenger ship will take you around the tall Theatrical Canyon and Primieval Mermaid attractions, in which you can view dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from hundreds of decades in the past.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something shorter.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or social, romantic, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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