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Above: The Dandy Lines Airplane attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Dandy Lines Airplane
November 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 44 minutes by boat)
The Dandy Lines Airplane's authentic mind-powered passenger ship will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling the parking lot. Among stops in unknown locations, the passenger ship will take you away from the wonderful Blank Canyon and Primieval Arm thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and unfeathered hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or shoulder, leg, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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