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The Dandy Lines Airplane attraction, April 20, 1970, 11:60 p.m.
Dandy Lines Airplane
January 7, 1985
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The Dandy Lines Airplane's authentic mind-powered Batmobile will take you on a grand not-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the Batmobile will take you past the perplexing Fiery Canyon and Primieval Toe displays, in which you can taste dead animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, undiagnosed relatives, inappropriate cluelessness, or shoulder, chin, intestinal, brain, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
- Fess Parker was once spotted riding this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a Batmobile of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Rapunzelwood Pacific.
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