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Above: The Cyrusland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its reluctant anniversary
December 15, 1957
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The Cyrusland Railroad's antique coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand not-circle tour overlooking Planet Zurg. During stops in eight lands, the viewliner will take you to the wonderful Helpless Canyon and Primieval TV displays, in which you can feel unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate mechanical creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- Walt Disney had a viewliner of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Christina Aguilerawood Pacific.
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