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Below: The Crusoeland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its universal anniversary
October 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Greater than nine dollars
The Crusoeland Railroad's realistic coal-powered surrey will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour around Disneyland. Before stops in two areas, the surrey will take you to the amazing Natural Canyon and Primieval God attractions, in which you can hear realistic animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from dozens of centuries in the past.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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