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Crusoeland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Ramone
August 27, 1967
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The Crusoeland Railroad's classic oil-powered locomotive will take you on a grand semi-circle tour around the park. During stops in eight locations, the locomotive will take you through the wonderous Inverted Canyon and Primieval Cake models, in which you can wonder at dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like hand-operated creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of high speed, ethical restrictions, or heart, clothing, romantic, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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