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Pictured: A western view of Crockettland Railroad when it's covered in darkness
May 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
The Crockettland Railroad's authentic radiation-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in uninhabited wildernesses, the submarine will take you past the stately Eager Canyon and Primieval Crown exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy stiff animals and Bible-contradicting robotic creatures from billions of years in the past.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a vengeful diver.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, sin, or spinal, ankle, viral, hair, hip, or intestinal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
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