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A precious view of Cricketland Railroad when it's not shrounded in children
November 24, 1988
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The Cricketland Railroad's real radiation-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour about the parking lot. Preceeding stops in foreign locations, the choo-choo will take you around the perplexing Eternal Canyon and Primieval Wolf thingies, in which you can watch preserved animals and imaginary robotic creatures from plenty of millennia in the past.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive zombies.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction half an hour before park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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